vodka river

qswoas:

bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

#science

(Source: awesome-, via debt)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via debt)

From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
(via jordancorin)

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The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation
(via 1112pm)

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phylocalist:

i found these cards on the mall and i wanted to buy like 3 of each

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There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind
(via blxckfawn)

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via vodkacupcakes)

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

(via truster)

I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
(via amy—michelle)

(Source: grettypop, via la-paupiere)

sociallifelikevoldemortsnose asked:
Can we just talk about the time Ross got the phone call from Emily and handed Chandler the lamp and everybody acted like it was completely normal?

frie-nds:

yes let’s